Economic Meltdown

The Greens Abolished No Recourse To Public Funds And Now Every Housing Benefit Office In Britain Has A Queue Longer Than The One For Glastonbury Tickets — Except This One Never Runs Out Of Wristbands

You thought removing that cruel little clause about 'no recourse to public funds' would help a few deserving families. Instead, you've accidentally sent an open invitation to every welfare system on earth.

Mar 18, 2026

The Green Party Want To Accept Climate Refugees — Scientists Estimate That's Approximately Four Billion People And They've All Heard About The Free Benefits

Poppy graduated with a First in Geography and voted Green to save the planet. She's now watching Universal Credit applications pour in from half the world's population, all claiming climate displacement. The DWP website crashed on day one.

Mar 18, 2026